Sunday, March 28, 2010

DALLAS


Southfork Ranch will never be the same. After the last board meeting at Ewing Oil, it was decided to settle, once and for all, who would head Ewing Oil and Southfork Ranch. The entire family, even Cliff Barnes, were told to prepare to end the feud and settle the conflict with a game of poker.



With the stakes as high at they were, everyone who had an interest in Southfork was there, including the ranch manager Ray Krebbs, whose poor play sent him back to the barn, where he and Lucy Ewing had made love on more than one occasion.


Once the darling of the Ewing clan, Bobby Ewing, youngest son, has had a run of back luck with no end in sight. He hopes to end his losing streak soon.


J.R. Ewing. Conniving, backstabbing, womanizing heir apparent of the Ewing empire, even with his impressive victories over the past few months, could do no better than third place this night.


Miss Ellie Ewing, matriarch of the Ewing clan and the only one who strikes fear in the heart of Jock Ewing, managed to last longer than 2 of her sons, but had to leave the table when things got rough.


Arch rival of the Ewing clan, Cliff Barnes, representing his sister Pamela Barnes-Ewing, was soon ousted from the game when his underhanded efforts to cheat were discovered.


Fast and easy, Lucy Ewing will use her charm and good looks to get anything she wants. And it usually works, except for tonight, for not even the tramp could do better than 4th place.


Always with an eye on the Ewing ranch and Miss Ellie, Clayton Farlowe was next to be eliminated, even though his performance from previous weeks insures his return to the heads up table!


Flying in from California, middle son Gary Ewing, seldom seen at Southfork, made a rare appearance and almost won it all. Could this portend things to come?


Finally, the last man standing and never in doubt patriarch of the Ewing family, Jock Ewing continues his reign as head of Ewing Oil and Southfork Ranch. Others will come and go but Jock will always be around.

And so it ended, as it should. But there's always next week and who knows what will be found inside the walls of Southfork Ranch.


CAST:

9 Ray Krebbs (Devin) 2 pts
8 Bobby Ewing (Bobby) 4 pts
7 J.R. Ewing (Ish) 6 pts
6 Miss Ellie Ewing (Lisa) 8 pts
5 Cliff Barnes (Chris) 10 pts
4 Lucy Ewing (Dustin) 12 pts
3 Clayton Farlow (Justin) 16 pts (including 1 bonus point for quad 10s)
2 Gary Ewing (Adam) 18 pts
1 Jock Ewing (Jeff) 24 pts (including 1 bonus point for Ish' bounty point)

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