Dave's Top 10

Number 10 Who was first out after being uncharacteristically quite all night? NICK

Number 9 Who rarely plays but managed to stay sober and still lose? ART

Number 8 Who's Bobby's new boyfriend and did remarkably well for a rookie? DUSTIN

Number 7 Who started out good but was eliminated on a side pot? CHRIS

Number 6 Who usually flames but never caught fire last night? BOBBY

Number 5 Who took a lot of chips from Deb & Jeff with a K of hearts? LISA
THAT BITCH!

Number 4 Who didn't make the top 3? DEB

Number 3 Who did make the top 3? JEFF

Number 2 Who manages a Wal-Mart, counts inventory & money all the time, but can't count chips for shit! (He went all in a few times with Crystal, but each time he counted only half of what he actually had, so.....) MARK

And tonight's Number 1 Who has the biggest boobs at TNP, whooped Mark's ass and has her second win? CRYSTAL

10. Nick 1
9. Art 2
8. Dustin 3
7. Chris 4
6. Bobby 5
5. Lisa 6
4. Deb 7
3. Jeff 8
2. Mark 11 (Including Nick's bounty point)
1. Crystal 12

Let's eat next week. Brown bag special. Bring whatever you want to eat, Sonic, Arby's, whatever. Just bring food for you. That also means DOUBLE POINTS & a $5 buy in winner take all next week! Until then, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!