It started in the late 90's, a yearly concert bringing together the top divas of our day in effort to raise money promoting music in schools across America blah, blah, blah... who cares! With the music industry losing steam throughout the new millennium, this year the divas decided to contribute and support the proliferation of their commercial success-- THE GAYS! Thus, the foundation was switched from "Save the Music" to "Save the Mo's" and the biggest collection of fags (outside the fashion industry) were gathered to promote music in the ever beautiful and self-centered fairy-land!
The first performance of the evening comes from an elderly woman who always is pushing boundaries on taste and public decency, Madonna. She's known for her affinity for sexual deviancy and keeping an eye (and snatch) on the young'uns. Represent the queers gurl!!
The next diva is a good dancer and would do a line with anyone! Ms. Britney Spears :) She may have recovered her hair, but honey-child the voice. Lord Jesus. But, you are unapologetic in your tackiness, and for that, we give you a high flying rainbow salute.
An artist who was best known for her rags to riches story and trademark grill has blossomed with a nice little ripple in the country music scene. Jewel has come a long way from that homeless life!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Aretha Franklin is one of the divas of all divas! When she isn't scarfing down snickers, she loves to do humorous performances:
The next diva has a huge heart, on her snatch... Mrs. Christina Aguilera
The next diva's wild antics have become adored on worst fashion lists across the planet. Lady Gaga has grown to be a gay icon. It's only right she supports such a cause. However, after a recent wardrobe malfunction leaving her punctured with spikes and bruised by telephones, she decided to pay tribute to Alexander McQueen (the man responsible for much of her fashion creativity) with a runway show.
Beyonce, known for her anthem to needy single bitches, performed a modest number:
Divas Live is known for odd pairings of top artists. This one may be one of the most unlikely duets of the shows history. One fluctuates weight almost as much as the other fluctuates their tragic, out-there fashion. The night closes with the sounds of dolphins and gutteral growling. Ladies and ladies, Mariah Carey and Bjork:
8. Jeff (Madonna) 1
7. Adam (Britney) 2
6. Justin (Jewel) 3
5. Markus (Aretha Franklin) 4
4. Ish (X-tina) 5
3. Chris (Lady Gag) 6
2. Bobby (Beyonce) 9 (including Jeff's bounty point)
1. Devin (Tragic Duet) 10
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