A DEEP plunge down the throat of the Inferno!!!

Call it a place for torture and agony or a hot haven for leather daddies, but this evening we shall take a stroll down the glamorous inferno! Twisted souls and a foul decaying stench welcome all you marvelous people. Meth addicts, coke whores, rapists, sodomites, lindsey lohan, paris hilton, carrot top, raven, etc., you are all at home here and admittance has never been higher!



On our left down the abyss we see sluts and whores being forever thrashed by the vortex that is Lust! These chappy divas will suffer in the winds of hot and steamy sex for eternity!



On our right we see demons convulsing in agony as they all stand before the brutal Phlegyas! He towers over the denizens of Hell to ensure that no glory hole goes unused.



Further down the inferno we see the Heretics chanting in eerie unison as trannies and dildo maniacs pounce upon them. The heretics will forever call out for lube, but their orifices will forever remain crusty.



Deeper down the shaft we slide into a bubbling vat of extra GREASY shortening. In this domain obese and deformed freaks are constantly on the hunt for a meal to quench their unending hunger.



Deep down the hole we fall into the lowest crevice of the inferno where the dark lord and overseer of Hell resides. All denizens of Hell cower in fear as Lucifer the homo judges all and seeks out the tightest asses!



If at any moment during our tour you couldn't handle the tragicness then feel free to do a gay shriek to summon the savior of Hell known only as Yippie the fierce!



5. Lust (Devin) 1
4. Phlegyas (Jeff) 2
3. Heresy (Bobby) 3
2. Gluttony (Dustin) 6 (Including 1 point for Quad 10's)
1. Lucifer (Ish) 8 (Including Devin's bounty point)

Penis and Snatch souvenirs for all! Until next we meet, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!

For the game on Thursday, July 8, 2010

8. Chris 1
7. Adam 2
6. Jeff 3
5. Bobby 4
4. Lisa 5
3. Justin 6
2. Ish 8
1. Devin 11 (Including Jeff's bounty point)

For the game on Thursday, July 1, 2010

Revenge is a dish best served cold. While it wasn't cold, it was cool for the first day of July. And revenge would be mine!

7. Justin 1
6. Bobby 2
5. Devin 3
4. Chris 4
3. Ish 5
2. Dustin 7
1. Jeff 10 (Including Dustin's bounty point)

So until next week, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!

Cash game on Tuesday, June 29th, 2010 SPECIAL

One final cash game before Deb left for home. This time she did much better but was still denied the top spot. Players included Bobby, Dustin, Mark, Justin, Justin B., Jeff, Chris, Shane, Devin & Ish. Once again there was $150 at stake after the initial buy ins and a few re-buys. After the dust settled, a "straight" Mark just had way too many chips for Devin to overcome in the heads up. Congratulations Mark!

Cash game on Saturday, June 26th, 2010 SPECIAL

It was a welcome sight to see Deb come in the door first. After a day in the park celebrating Pride, the high stakes poker that was about to take place would leave us all surprised at the winner. The $10 buy in with re-buys allowed until 10 made for a sizable, winner take all pot of $150. Sadly Deb was out early and the crowded field of 10, including Ish, Bobby, Deb, Adam, Jeff, Dustin, Mark, Justin, Justin B. & Markus all vying for the coveted prize, were whittled down until there was only me & Dustin left. He held a HUGE chip lead for most of the night but when it came to heads up it was about even. Back & forth the battle went, but finally a surprising and on a hot streak Dustin finally won the jackpot. Congratulations once again Dustin!

For the game on Thursday, June 24th, 2010

Double points night brought out some big hands and surprising results.

7. Ish 2
6. Devin 4
5. Chris 6
4. Adam 8
3. Jeff 10
2. Bobby 14
1. Dustin 26 (Including Adam's bounty point, a bonus point for quad queens and 2 bonus points for a straight flush)

It was quite a night for Dustin's first win of the year but it wasn't his last. Congratulations Dustin!