A DEEP plunge down the throat of the Inferno!!!

Call it a place for torture and agony or a hot haven for leather daddies, but this evening we shall take a stroll down the glamorous inferno! Twisted souls and a foul decaying stench welcome all you marvelous people. Meth addicts, coke whores, rapists, sodomites, lindsey lohan, paris hilton, carrot top, raven, etc., you are all at home here and admittance has never been higher!



On our left down the abyss we see sluts and whores being forever thrashed by the vortex that is Lust! These chappy divas will suffer in the winds of hot and steamy sex for eternity!



On our right we see demons convulsing in agony as they all stand before the brutal Phlegyas! He towers over the denizens of Hell to ensure that no glory hole goes unused.



Further down the inferno we see the Heretics chanting in eerie unison as trannies and dildo maniacs pounce upon them. The heretics will forever call out for lube, but their orifices will forever remain crusty.



Deeper down the shaft we slide into a bubbling vat of extra GREASY shortening. In this domain obese and deformed freaks are constantly on the hunt for a meal to quench their unending hunger.



Deep down the hole we fall into the lowest crevice of the inferno where the dark lord and overseer of Hell resides. All denizens of Hell cower in fear as Lucifer the homo judges all and seeks out the tightest asses!



If at any moment during our tour you couldn't handle the tragicness then feel free to do a gay shriek to summon the savior of Hell known only as Yippie the fierce!



5. Lust (Devin) 1
4. Phlegyas (Jeff) 2
3. Heresy (Bobby) 3
2. Gluttony (Dustin) 6 (Including 1 point for Quad 10's)
1. Lucifer (Ish) 8 (Including Devin's bounty point)

Penis and Snatch souvenirs for all! Until next we meet, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!