Friday, September 24, 2010

For the game on 9/23/10

7. Jeff 1
6. Ish 2
5. Justin 3
4. Dustin 4
3. Lisa 6 (including quad 10s
2. Devin 7
1. Bobby 10 (including 1 for retaining his own bounty point)

For the game on 9/16/10

5. Devin 1
4. Dustin 2
3. Ish 3
2. Jeff 6 (including Ish' bounty point)
1. Bobby 8 (including bonus point for quad 9s)

Thursday, September 2, 2010

For the game on 9/2/10

5. Jeff 1
4. Ish 2
3. Dustin 3
2. Devin 5
1. Bobby 8 (including Ish' bounty point)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Cutie cute cuteness!

The babies are here! Cute and cuddly critters alike have gathered for an evening of soft and giddy fun. Crowds of fiends have shown up to choose the next face for GORGEOUS magazine. Who will become the next star to triumph over the lovely competition?



Baby Momo was the first cutie to arrive with fur as white as the snow. Cute as a button, but the crowd became distracted.



Baby Pico was the second cutie that showed up adorned with a stylish peg leg. A stunning critter no doubt, but eyes went elsewhere.



Baby Taco was the third cutie who came prepared with a humble appetite. Soft and squishy like a mango, but overzealous to the eyes.



Baby Loco was the fourth cutie to arrive with colors that brought cheer to the room. Lovely in many ways, but the crowds grew bored.



Baby Eco was the fifth cutie with eyes that could melt your heart. An elegant creature, but still not the right pick.



Baby Sapo was the sixth cutie who arrived with features that made people take a second look. A diva attitude kept him from reaching the top.



Baby Chico was the seventh and final cuddly creature that drew the crowd's attention with lovely poise, stunning grace and bubbly charm. An absolutely fabulous star has been selected and will be featured on the Dallas pride cover of GORGEOUS magazine coming to stands very soon!



Not all was sweet and cuddly on this day however. Baby Yipo stands at a distance watching with stern eyes as the crowds surround the cuddly critters. Soon she will make her move and take out all the cute competition until she stands alone to reign supreme! Soon..very soon...



Guest: Baby Yipo (Yippie)
7. Baby Momo (Jeff) 1
6. Baby Pico (Devi) 2
5. Baby Taco (Dustin) 3
4. Baby Loco (Bobby) 4
3. Baby Eco (Chris) 5
2. Baby Sapo (Justin) 8 (Including Bobby's bounty point)
1. Baby Chico (Ish) 9


Now the babies must go bedsie, but we thank you for joining us on this cute and GORGEOUS adventure. Until next we meet, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

For the game on Thursday, August 5, 2010

6. Dustin 1
5. Devin 2
4. Chris 3
3. Jeff 5 (including a bonus point for quad 7s)
2. Ish 7 (including Jeff's bounty point)
1. Bobby 8

Friday, August 6, 2010

Grade "A" Beef!

The male body is a beauty beyond compare.
With a shape that shouldn't require anything to wear.
Their curves take us into a sweat.
Soft lips that are tasty and wet.
Their charm we simply adore.
And passionate sex keeps us coming back for more!



Gabriel and Mark enjoy eating out
with food so sticky and sweet
afterwards a little mouth to mouth
to settle down the heat



Jasper and Lucas welcome you aboard
beyond the rough and powerful seas
all hands on deck prepare for the storm
but make sure you're on your knees



Mason and David like the feel of leather
forces of good and evil collide
he holds him gently like a feather
and beckons him to get inside



Laurent and Wade beckon you to stay
drippings in black and white
a faded shower in which they lay
voyeurism to keep you in sight



Nicolas and Gerard embrace in the night
their hot and sweaty bodies meet
he grabs onto his body tight
and searches for a tasty treat



Jarred and Carson can't resist touching each other
both like to wrestle, party and play
they are exhibitionists and sexy lovers
that will soon frolic, kiss and lay



6. Gabriel and Mark (Dustin) 1
5. Jasper and Lucas (Devin) 2
4. Mason and David (Jeff) 3
3. Laurent and Wade (Chris) 4
2. Nicolas and Gerard (Bobby) 6
1. Jarred and Carson (Ish) 9 (Retains the bounty point)

Men are morsels that keep us licking our lips. So next time you see one, pull his hair and bite his nips! Until next we meet, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

A DEEP plunge down the throat of the Inferno!!!

Call it a place for torture and agony or a hot haven for leather daddies, but this evening we shall take a stroll down the glamorous inferno! Twisted souls and a foul decaying stench welcome all you marvelous people. Meth addicts, coke whores, rapists, sodomites, lindsey lohan, paris hilton, carrot top, raven, etc., you are all at home here and admittance has never been higher!



On our left down the abyss we see sluts and whores being forever thrashed by the vortex that is Lust! These chappy divas will suffer in the winds of hot and steamy sex for eternity!



On our right we see demons convulsing in agony as they all stand before the brutal Phlegyas! He towers over the denizens of Hell to ensure that no glory hole goes unused.



Further down the inferno we see the Heretics chanting in eerie unison as trannies and dildo maniacs pounce upon them. The heretics will forever call out for lube, but their orifices will forever remain crusty.



Deeper down the shaft we slide into a bubbling vat of extra GREASY shortening. In this domain obese and deformed freaks are constantly on the hunt for a meal to quench their unending hunger.



Deep down the hole we fall into the lowest crevice of the inferno where the dark lord and overseer of Hell resides. All denizens of Hell cower in fear as Lucifer the homo judges all and seeks out the tightest asses!



If at any moment during our tour you couldn't handle the tragicness then feel free to do a gay shriek to summon the savior of Hell known only as Yippie the fierce!



5. Lust (Devin) 1
4. Phlegyas (Jeff) 2
3. Heresy (Bobby) 3
2. Gluttony (Dustin) 6 (Including 1 point for Quad 10's)
1. Lucifer (Ish) 8 (Including Devin's bounty point)

Penis and Snatch souvenirs for all! Until next we meet, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!