SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

The rumor has been confirmed! Deb will be here for a $10 buy in game on Saturday, June 26! Make plans now to be here when the queen of TNP makes a return to the green felt. Welcome home Deb!

DIVA'S LIVE (Presented by Save the Mo's)

It started in the late 90's, a yearly concert bringing together the top divas of our day in effort to raise money promoting music in schools across America blah, blah, blah... who cares! With the music industry losing steam throughout the new millennium, this year the divas decided to contribute and support the proliferation of their commercial success-- THE GAYS! Thus, the foundation was switched from "Save the Music" to "Save the Mo's" and the biggest collection of fags (outside the fashion industry) were gathered to promote music in the ever beautiful and self-centered fairy-land!

The first performance of the evening comes from an elderly woman who always is pushing boundaries on taste and public decency, Madonna. She's known for her affinity for sexual deviancy and keeping an eye (and snatch) on the young'uns. Represent the queers gurl!!



The next diva is a good dancer and would do a line with anyone! Ms. Britney Spears :) She may have recovered her hair, but honey-child the voice. Lord Jesus. But, you are unapologetic in your tackiness, and for that, we give you a high flying rainbow salute.



An artist who was best known for her rags to riches story and trademark grill has blossomed with a nice little ripple in the country music scene. Jewel has come a long way from that homeless life!


R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Aretha Franklin is one of the divas of all divas! When she isn't scarfing down snickers, she loves to do humorous performances:


The next diva has a huge heart, on her snatch... Mrs. Christina Aguilera


The next diva's wild antics have become adored on worst fashion lists across the planet. Lady Gaga has grown to be a gay icon. It's only right she supports such a cause. However, after a recent wardrobe malfunction leaving her punctured with spikes and bruised by telephones, she decided to pay tribute to Alexander McQueen (the man responsible for much of her fashion creativity) with a runway show.


Beyonce, known for her anthem to needy single bitches, performed a modest number:


Divas Live is known for odd pairings of top artists. This one may be one of the most unlikely duets of the shows history. One fluctuates weight almost as much as the other fluctuates their tragic, out-there fashion. The night closes with the sounds of dolphins and gutteral growling. Ladies and ladies, Mariah Carey and Bjork:









8. Jeff (Madonna) 1
7. Adam (Britney) 2
6. Justin (Jewel) 3
5. Markus (Aretha Franklin) 4
4. Ish (X-tina) 5
3. Chris (Lady Gag) 6
2. Bobby (Beyonce) 9 (including Jeff's bounty point)
1. Devin (Tragic Duet) 10

Bobby's Royal Flush cherry popped!

But he still lost, and he had me down by at least a 5 to 1 chip lead, but my superior poker skills coupled with Adam's white hot dealing made the inevitable outcome obvious.

10. Dustin 1
9. Adam 2
8. Devin 3
7. Justin 4
6. Lisa 5
5. Tragic Ish 6
4. Markus 7
3. Chris 9 (including Adam's bounty point)
2. Bobby 13 (including 3 bonus points for a ROYAL FLUSH!)
1. Jeff 12

Curse of the double points night returns

Once again the double points came back to haunt me.

8. Jeff 2
7. Devin 6 (including my bounty point)
6. Bobby 6
5. Lisa 8
4. Chris 10
3. Ish 12
2. Justin 20 (including 2 bonus points for a straight flush)
1. Adam 20

HA!

Call me old, call me a historical marker, tell me I'm from the 1930s, but after last night you can call me winner and in the lead bitches! Bwahahaha

In a double elimination, Bobby took out Dustin & Justin in one hand. Chris was out next followed by Yissell. Devin went all in with trip queens, I called, also with trip queens. His kicker was an Ace, mine was an 8. But my 8 just happened to give me a straight so he was out next! Bwahahaha! Bobby, thinking his early chip lead courtesy of the ustins, would propel him to victory. Think again Bobby! Bwahahaha! That left me and Adam in the heads up. His all in on my three of a kind doubled him up when he turned over his full house. But after that the cards turned cold for him and red hot for me! So there, from the old man, watch & learn chillren. The old guard is back!

8. Dustin 1
7. Justin 2
6. Chris 3
5. Yissell 4
4. Devin 5
3. Bobby 6
2. Adam 8
1. Jeff 11 (Including Adam's bounty point)

I'm sure next week they'll all gang up on me, thinking nothing of the senior abuse they'll commit. But until then I'm the king of the world so may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters kiddos!

For the game on Thursday, May 6, 2010

11. Mark 1
10. Lisa 2
9. Yissell 3
8. Dustin 4
7. Bobby 5
6. Devin 6
5. Chris 7
4. Ish 9 (Including 1 bonus point for quad 4s)
3. Jeff 10 (Including Bobby's bounty point)
2. Justin 11
1. Adam 13

Always the bride's maid!

For 4 weeks in a row I've come in second place and for the second week in a row Bobby's come from behind to beat me! Dam you Bobby! But my consistent play has placed me atop the leader board, so there! Nyah!

11. Devin 2
10. Dustin 4
9. Yippee 6
8. Matt 8
7. Ish 10
6. Lisa aka Cher 12
5. Chris 14
4. Adam 16
3. Justin 18
2. Jeff 22
1. Bobby 28 (Including the retaining of his bounty point!)