Happy Birthday to Me!

Yep, the old man becomes even more so. Deb did indeed remember to bring lasagna, courtesy of Shane's cooking. And another old familiar face graced us with her presence: Lisa! With our bellies full of lasagna, salad, bread & cake, we snuggled in for a long winters game.

First to exit was Markus. He was raped severely by Nick. I grabbed the Astro Glide but it was too late. Markus ended up with 1 point and a very sore, well, you know.

Next out was Shane. No extra points for cooking great lasagna, sorry.

Chris soon followed, unable to capitalize on his win last week.

Crystal was out next. She kept leaning over, we're not sure why but we kept hearing "poof".

Nick, whose ADD was pretty bad tonight, was out next, after raping several at the table. He also took Chris' bounty point.

Deb surprised us quite a few times tonight. Not only did she drop the "F" bomb, we also discovered she is a connoisseur of 70's porn. She was well aware of who John Holmes was. Another surprise was her leaving us in 3rd place.

Wouldn't you know it. Lisa, after having trouble finding the house, just wouldn't lose. Finally, I had trip 10s & she had 2 pair. The river was 10 giving me quads & Lisa a full house. I went all in, she called and the game was over.

So, for my birthday I got a card & gift card from Lisa, food from Deb, Crystal & Chris and everyone let me win tonight at poker! Woo hoo!

So, it would seem the old rivalry won't die. Once again the battle for first is between me & Deb with Mark bringing up a close 3rd. Here are the stats from tonight's game.

8. Markus 1
7. Shane 2
6. Chris 3
5. Crystal 4
4. Nick 6 (including Chris's bounty point)
3. Deb 6
2. Lisa 8
1. Jeff 11 (including a bonus point for quad 10s)

Hope to see Mark & Justin back at the tables next week. Until then, may all your cards be live and your pots be monsters!